staynegatiive:

*high fives your ass*

*high fives your face*

foreveralone-lyguy:

I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this

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(via rainyrainbowswa)

bagmilk:

mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly

(via pizza)

schoolwitch:

i love freckles theyre skin stars

(Source: sinaloan, via unfortunatesalmon)

buffalo-divine-eden-no7:

SalomePaula Andrade

the-adequate-gatsby:

no homo

whole homo

2% homo

skim homo

soy homo

almond homo

coconut homo

rice homo

butter homo

#I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

(Source: femalemaincharacter, via roosterteethisagang)

marfmellow:

just fattin’ it up 
fuckyeah1990s:

dmub:

literallysame:

omg

omfggggg

OMGOMGOMG OMGOMG is this real

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via behappyandshitrainbows)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via primadonna-grrrl)

southern-feminism:

The idea that fertile people with vaginas shouldn’t have PnV sexual intercourse until they are ready to get pregnant assumes that all fertile people with vaginas want to be pregnant someday, which is a laughable and absurd assumption.

(via primadonna-grrrl)